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11,687 notes | Posted Apr 23, 14

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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158,467 notes | Posted Apr 23, 14

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

Verified

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36,801 notes | Posted Apr 21, 14

taco-bell-rey:

glennoconnell:

Frozen 2

she can’t hold it back anymore

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115,575 notes | Posted Apr 21, 14

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

image

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431,827 notes | Posted Apr 21, 14

awwww-cute:

You’re home early

awwww-cute:

You’re home early

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1,771 notes | Posted Apr 21, 14

supersmashkev:

Latrisha with a swift uppercut

supersmashkev:

Latrisha with a swift uppercut

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25,354 notes | Posted Apr 21, 14

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

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soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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386,254 notes | Posted Apr 21, 14